Whoa! Spotted a person with a big camera.
Maybe she'll forget about me if the birds distract her.
She won't see me behind here.
So well hidden.
Hey Joe watcha doing?
Shhhhh go back to dying your tail, I'm checking out this lady before I cross the sidewalk. She can't see me.
Shhhh! Yes! Seriously, go get another box of Hair Club for Squirrels. Go away!
Okay here I go.
We good? Are you an axe murderer?
See the decision here:
You still there?
You win Joe, actually at this point the mosquitos and armpit level heat won and I scurried away home.